SKATERS
GOALIES
SCRUB STATS
Player
Beer runs
3rd Beer
Scrub Daddy
All-time, from the team's game log. Each count sits over the date it last happened.
“We live in a culture obsessed with optimization.
Every hobby has to become a side hustle. Every workout needs metrics and data. Every minute must be productive.
Somewhere along the way, we began treating fun like it needed a quarterly earnings report.
The shower beer is the utter rejection of that mindset-a tiny act of rebellion against the idea that every moment must be subjugated to a larger purpose.”
Esquire Magazine, September, 2026
Scrub Club is a beer-league team. We are not good, we are not trying to be, and we would rather have skaters who show up than skaters who can dangle.
